I broke into the bank on Sunday,
You should see the money I got.
I couldn’t drag it home ’til Monday,
‘Cause it sure weighed an awful lot.
Then I sat down to count it,
And much to my surprise,
A whole lotta little brown, little round coins,
Rolled out before my eyes
Chorus:
I’ve got a hundred thousand dollars worth of pennies,
Not a solitary dollar or a dime,
And I don’t believe there’s many,
Rich men with a problem like mine.
And I don’t think this is any
Kind of ending to a perfect crime.
I’ve got a hundred thousand dollars worth of pennies,
And I’m spendin’ it a penny at a time!
Now a steak sure would taste delicious,
And I’ve forgot how a beer would feel,
But the man just might get suspicious,
If I gave him eight hundred pennies for a meal.
So I guess I’ll just weigh myself again,
And buy me another stick of gum,
I’ve got a hundred thousand dollars worth of pennies, Lord!
And I’m livin’ like a penniless bum!
Chorus:
I’ve got a hundred thousand dollars worth of pennies,
Not a solitary dollar or a dime,
And I don’t believe there’s many,
Rich men with a problem like mine.

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The End

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