My rat

I love my rat He is just so outrageously fat. Clutching his stupid iPhone That is of a satanically pink hue He giggles; I feel so happy   The End Though it’s not the end of my rat

My Rat

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A Poem as a small bonus: May 19 is the Young Pioneers Day. There is no longer a Soviet empire, But, as before, our pioneers For children — a good example! Pioneer Land, don’t get bored, And get congratulations on your own day. I congratulate you, our pioneers. Good luck, success, health to you all, I wish you! Let the rallying cry of the new years’ pioneer Resound like it used to: “Always be ready!”. *In English (unrhymed, the Russian version is deliberately rhymed in the most primitive way, with excessive reliance on similar ending verbs) Original 19 мая — День пионерии. Нет уже больше советской империи, Но, как и раньше, наш пионер Для детворы — хороший пример! Страна Пионерия, ты не скучай, А поздравления в свой день получай. Вас, пионеры, я поздравляю. Удачи, успехов, здоровья, желаю! Пусть клич пионеров новых годов Будет, как прежде: «Всегда будь готов!».  

 

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